• VILenin [he/him]@hexbear.netM
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    6 months ago

    WE WELCOME

    ALL RACES*

    -ALL RELIGIONS**

    ALL COUNTRIES OF ORIGIN***

    ALL SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS****

    ALL GENDERS*****

    WE STAND WITH YOU****** YOU ARE SAFE******* HERE


    *Unless you come from the inherently terroristic muslamic race or are an inscrutable oriental

    **Except for scary Muslimism

    ***If you are from China (bad) or Russia (bad) you must swear undying fealty to 99% Hitler

    ****Unless you are anything that doesn’t fit into my strict straight/gay binary

    *****See above

    ******Purchase required

    *******Not a legal term, we will call the cops if you look too poor or ethnic