• Washburn [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    7 months ago

    “Folks, you know I’m always on the hunt for the best deals. I’m the best at deals! But you know who else was great at deals? Judas Iscariot.”

    • EndOfHerstory [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      “Actually, Judas? Not so great when it comes to deals. Not so great. Thirty pieces, folks. Thirty pieces of silver! Not gold, not good. Gave 'em Jesus, didn’t get enough. I would’ve gotten gold. A lotta gold. Probably more.”