As increasingly severe natural disasters ravage the South, insurance companies are abandoning clients, increasing premiums, and fighting regulation measures — forcing homeowners to fend for themselves in the wake of destruction.
But if they spend all their money on publicly-funded insurance claims, how will they fund the state guard? This will leave them wide open to attacks by Cuba! Also Cuba is probably making the hurricanes with their weather gun!
Me to my friends and family for like the past ten years: we really gotta get out of Florida before it’s too late!
Them: lol! We’ll have waterfront property!
Them: you see when the property floods it’ll actually be worth more because there will be less property. Supply and demand baybee!!
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And a dozen or so tropical storms every year.
Unjust depths but instead of humanity living in the deep sea due to kaiju its humanity retreating deep inland due to constant hurricanes
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lol, indeed. Instead…
Senate committee investigating Florida’s state-backed home insurance company as private insurers flee | CNN Business
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But if they spend all their money on publicly-funded insurance claims, how will they fund the state guard? This will leave them wide open to attacks by Cuba! Also Cuba is probably making the hurricanes with their weather gun!