• Heifer [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    7 months ago

    It seems like Ukraine needs to pitch a subscription model…

    For a small price of $50 billion a month you can help us send just enough young men into the meat grinder that we maintain a stalemate with evil Putin.

    If you are late for payment we will send our president to give you a 7 days notice that Putin will takeover/destroy everything here if you fail to pay. Interest is added if late due to men finding clubbing more interesting that dying when we don’t have artillery shells

    • LeniX@lemmygrad.ml
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      7 months ago

      The horrifying part is that they are already doing that. They didn’t just adopt their draconian mobilization law for no reason.