Xi presses the Taiwan earthquake button.
Then he presses the NYC earthquake button.
Where will he strike next??
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GladimirLenin [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish9·3 months agoREVERSE MITCH MCDONALDS SISTER OR WHATEVER INTO A POND
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