• Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    7 months ago

    There are some real dumb mfers in the military that make you wonder how the fuck did they get in and goddamn he’s even dumber than them holy shit I’m dying.

    Honestly they should let him barely pass so he can get chewed up and washed out by the marines for the giggles.

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      7 months ago

      I wonder if he didn’t like. (Try to) smuggle contraband into MEPS or tried to cheat the test. Both of those would be reasons to permanently invalidate someone; I’ve just never personally heard of them happening. Either way, I absolutely believe he’s this stupid.

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        7 months ago

        I mean I’ve heard of inspector dictators at meps that’ll disqualify you just for having acne or other lame shit so he could’ve ran afoul of the ridiculous standards the military sets to filter people out.

        But I want to believe he did something astounding dumb during the test like try and have a copy of answers on his thigh then get banned for indecent exposure and public nudity for trying to get some answers to the mechanical section or some shit