Taking on five-figures of debt in order to leave your house

Stuck in a mile-long queue of vehicles all trying to squeeze from an eight-lane highway down to a one-lane exit ramp.

Gassing myself on fumes every time I enter a tunnel.

Gunning it to 80mph when my vehicle can only safely be operated at 40-60mph, depending on the skill and focus of the driver.

Playing an escalating game chicken as you keep buying larger and larger vehicles to feel safe.

What’s not to love?