PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!!! OUR SAVIOUR HIS HOLINESS ST. BHAGAVAN SHREE MATT CHRISTMAN (SWT) HAS RETURNED, RISING FROM OBLIVION AS LORD JESUS OF NAZARETH (PBUH) HIMSELF!

LO MAY WE BASK ONCE AGAIN IN HIS LARGE ADULTNESS, MAY HE SALVE OUR WRETCHED SOULS AND BRING FORTHE AN OCEAN OF THE FINEST TREATS!

INFINITE HYPERDEATH TO THE DEMIURGE AND HIS FORCES!

DEATH TO ISRAEL!

DEATH TO NATO!

DEATH TO AMERICA!