Knowing that I’ll have to relive and relearn the damn primary school-to-high school experience of lessons…
Edit:
Actually, no, now that I think of it, it’s more the thought of resetting the progress of previous life and knowledge that is pain and knowing that I had a past life that I was already settled in…
Also, do you sometimes dread looking into your inbox? Sometimes I do…
I’m gonna be an ant so I can know what it’s like to live in a collectivist society 🐜
ant societies are messed up, too much responsibility and sacrifice for royalty, id rather be a cancer cell in some billionaires brain and do meaningful collective work by just being myself 😌 🦠
That’s praxis for ye, mate!
I mean, you don’t have to… there are many societies from Japan to Mexico that are collectivist… what makes him different from ant societies?
good news! odds are you’ll reincarnate as a nematode instead
Having seven braincells sounds really nice right now.
watching a yugopnik video about the normalization of warcrime porn that I’ve avoided by only really posting here and god damn it’s hard not to wish I had only 7 braincells right now. anything to never have to interact with the anglosphere again, please.
Hell yeah I could use an upgrade
Oof… wait, why do you insist on the luck that I’ll turn into a insect or microbe in the next life… is this a Buddhist or Kafka reference?
Statistically, most animals are nematodes
Yo if I get reincarnated yo I’d come back as somethin cool like a bulldozer or a gun.
High hopes but aight…
Na man were all getting Kafkaed. Just call me Papa Roach.
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Nah, I’m not getting tricked into this again, I’m done with this existing nonsense.
oh, the cis or trans dice roll is what gets me
Wdym by that?
would I be cis or trans? who knows!
I fuckin hope theres no afterlife living sucks
you’re living this exact same life again and again forever
Ah… fuck me, but on the other hand, I realized this thought isn’t so bad…
Yk what… maybe Groundhog Day was true after all…
But what if you are reincarnated in the future when communism is fully developed
Oh, well, bon… maybe I’ll have a purpose there to make some new skills…
If I have to come back I hope it’s in like 5000 years, after communism has been established and climate change is under control.
Hmmm, I never considered that…
Yeah that would e real bad.
Also, do you sometimes dread looking into your inbox? Sometimes I do…
The Lovecraftian existential horror sitting in your inbox:
Well, I must tell you that you’re problematic and deeply unserious
I hope my deeply unserious nature can at least give you a sensible chuckle while we all circle the drain.
Knowing that I’ll have to relive and relearn the damn primary school-to-high school experience of lessons…
unlikely:
No one ever said reincarnation happened linearly in time, and 99.99% of all humans who have ever lived did not have to suffer through this indignity
Odds are, you’ll end up way more impoverished than you are now
And I think that’s my problem… it’s resetting my progress in life now, that’s the main issue…
Can’t fuck it up worse, I’m game
Just say no and don’t.
