Yeah, one for your enemy and one for the coward-ass liberal who told you to dig two graves. Fuck you, it’s literally a skill issue. Hmmm should I get better at revenge or dig a whole extra grave for no fucking reasonthonk

  • Graphite22 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    10 months ago

    yea this life advice is crap

    i’m not gonna waste precious resources like bone and flesh just so i can unearth them later. i will literally jsut hire a sorceress to help me build a walk-in to dry age the flesh. i’m not putting bones in the ground so Timothious the adventurer can pretend to be a knight with my bone roc’s pygostyle vertebrae.

    i’m a fuckin necromancer i aint diggin shit i’ll be back later, mortals