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From the company that brought you cargo doors blowing out and sucking people out of 747s, defective 737 rudders that killed hundreds, half-assembled components disabling 787s resulting in near-accidents, ladders left in fuel tanks, 777s with defective fuel tanks causing fuel to freeze and killing the engines, bolts missing from the part that attaches the tail to the airplane, and 737s that are addicted to eating shit and killing hundreds, comes a new twist on a classic oopsie: surprise fuselage detachment!
This is all good, but I’m sure you understand that if the boycott scales up to a noticeable level (which would be the point), it will quickly become unaffordable for most people to participate.