• sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    11 months ago

    modern weapons reduce the need for evolution into 6’3" uberchadmenshspielenwutzstaffen

    we must disarm all of our militaries and return to natural selection by brute hand to hand combat like they do on the Himalayan border

    • TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net
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      11 months ago

      nah, modern weapons just select for the evolutionarily superior Twink archetype (speed, dexterity, smaller target harder to hit, fits easily in vehicles, requires less food, body is thin enough that when it is shot the bullet more likely passes through without fragmenting or expanding)