When you’re not driving it, you can wear it like a mech. It all happens on X.

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    Even better, as it starts to implode, water + electronics = malfunctioning car AI that locks you in the car, which then has a battery fire.

    While underwater.

    Do you drown or burn to death first?

    Oh well its all worth it because you can change the horn to a fart noise.

    Elon truly is a genius.

    EDIT: Upon further review, the judges on the field have identified two other possible causes of death:

    The ABSURDLY toxic and poisonous fumes from the LiOn battery may actually asphyxiate/blood poison you to death as you are enclosed in a steel box underwater

    AND

    Fucking DUH you may also just be electrocuted to death.

    So we now have 4 horrible, actually pretty fast acting processes that could cumulatively kill you, or maybe one would kill you first.

    I propose we get Adam Savage to do a one off MythBusters christmas special, and the role of test dummy will be played by Mr 420 Dogecoin himself.

    Gotta lead from the front.