School years will be 69 days long and they’ll need 420 credits to graduate 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Tonight’s homework assignment, share 20 of musks tweets and leave positive comments on all of them.
actual quote from the article:
The billionaire once joked about creating a Texas Institute for Technology, or “TITs” for short
You think conservatives will be up in arms over this instance of pushing sexuality onto children
to be fair that’s not really a very sexual comment it’s the kind of thing a teenager might write on a whiteboard
Conservatives want to kill every teacher because they saw rainbow decorations in kindergarten classrooms lol
South Harmon Institute of Technology but for real
Private schools are BAD. PRIVATE SCHOOLS BY FAMOUS PEOPLE ARE WORSE.
Donda x Elon x Will Smith Institute for Scientology and Innovation
Elon would go “ha ha, all of us are African Americans, ha ha ha”
This totally don’t look like a cult.
Elon Musk Center for People Who Can’t Tweet Good and Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
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He used to have a private school in the Bay Area called Ad Astra, which was pretty much exclusively for the children of Tesla employees and other Silicon Valley vampires. He used to show up sometimes and make them let him teach classes. I had a few students who were there briefly before they ended up where I teach, and they said it was really, really unhinged. As soon as his own kids were too old to go there, he pulled all the funding and shut it down. I’m sure this one will go better and be less his own personal fiefdom.
Gates already did this and it made schools a million times worse. What could go wrong?
Incel university
Common degree: Bazinga of science
Thats just engineering departments
Hey!
excellent work
Bazinga U
BAZOOPER!
I’m just going to assume that it’s a new way for him to prey on teenage girls
Full Kanye arc
École de Asshole
Hey champ. You did really good at the science fair. I’m sorry you didn’t get 1st place. But don’t worry. I see you. The vice principal and I wanted to invite you to dinner to congratulate your efforts
: “Your science fair project was on climate change? Your grade just plummeted to a soyjak! Why can’t you be more like Fred here who did his project on proving that girls do in fact have cooties? He got a whole gigachad for his project!”That suit looks so goofy on him
Will the building spontaneously catch fire, or just everything inside it?
Lmao they really chose a shit photo of him
is it just me or is he wearing some really weirdly proportioned body armor or something?
incredible thank you
Let this be a warning that this is what happens when you take HGH and then just never exercise in any meaningful way.
so that’s where the design of the cybertruck came from, huh
I think that’s just his body shape tbh
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