Greeting fellow caveman. Me ooga booga, and me REAL MAN!!! ROAR!!!

Many man now use iron tool. Iron tool make ooga booga sad. Iron tool not for real man. Iron tool for weak man, sick man, woman. Real man no need use sharp rock. Only weak man need sharp rock, need tool made for he. Strong man make own tool from dull rock. Strong man like ooga booga no use iron tool. Strong man use stone handaxe. Me wake at six in morning and bang bone with rock to make hand axe. Me spend four hour make axe, then hunt deer. Me hunt deer and eat deer with tribe. Me no skin deer, real man eat skin and fur. Me no cook deer, cook meat for weak man. Man today no strong, no protect tribe from tiger. Man today make ooga booga sad.