RyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-21 year agoMost of the Onion’s jokes come from its headlines or twist ending. Conservatives have one joke and they can’t even understand punchlineshexbear.netimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1118arrow-down10
arrow-up1118arrow-down1imageMost of the Onion’s jokes come from its headlines or twist ending. Conservatives have one joke and they can’t even understand punchlineshexbear.netRyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square47fedilink
minus-squareEvilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·edit-21 year ago I’ll let you know there’s an actual member of congress who identifies as an attack helicopter. Is that too WOKE for you? https://ballotpedia.org/John_James_(Michigan) (Seriously his attack helicopter boom boom bang bang blow people up bloodlust is his persona and campaign identity.) CW imperalism, death
minus-squarebuckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoTwo first names mf
minus-squareLeZero [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year ago John James Sounds like a euphemism for a prostitute’s client
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoAnd a black Republican to boot. Maybe the face eating leopards won’t notice him as an attack helicopter.
https://ballotpedia.org/John_James_(Michigan)
(Seriously his attack helicopter boom boom bang bang blow people up bloodlust is his persona and campaign identity.) CW imperalism, death
Two first names mf
Sounds like a euphemism for a prostitute’s client
LeJohn James
And a black Republican to boot. Maybe the face eating leopards won’t notice him as an attack helicopter.