He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right. He took his Chinese fuckin’ Communist Party dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a callout post on my 𝕏.com. Xi Jingping, you got a small dick. It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like. That’s right, baby. No points, no shaft, no pillows, look at that, it looks like a cloaca. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth. That’s right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth. I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!