dunk tank because we’re dunking on this lady’s baby daddy

  • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    Imagining a bunch of hipster auteur types sipping wine and rubbing their chins, furiously writing in their little notebooks, while some Brazzers is playing in front of them all like: “ah yes the artistic choice of spreading the cumshot all across her back with a vibrator is a real insight into the perils of digital nomadism in the age of late capitalism”

    The vibrator is fucking blue kelly