1. They are good for your heart
  2. Fiber is like a toothbrush for your colon
  3. Don’t you dare use Honey Nut you heathen
  4. Shape like anus
  5. You can use a funnel if you don’t have a friend to pour while you gape
  8. If all your friends packed their BH full of Cheerios, wouldn’t you too
  9. D E H U M I D I F Y
  10. Whole grain, whole ayn