‘you may not continue your toothbrush experience’Im like wtf is a toothbrush experience? These enshittifiers are corny
folks, it finally happened
capitalism is when no toothbrush
Communism no toothbrush
"there’s a difference between private property and personal property. your toothbrush is your personal pro…
“um actually, no, the toothbrush is a service”
This is why there’s so much nostalgia for the 90’s among people who don’t understand politics.
Communism is when no toothbrush but also capitalism is when no toothbrush…
CELEBRATE COMRADES FOR WE’VE ALREADY ACHIEVED COMMUNISM!
smart toothbrush that doesn’t work without being logged in to your account suggests the account is a goddamn paid subscription WHAT
Probably not subscription based, just advertisement and tooth data collection lmao
You finally, really did it…! YOU TANKIES! YOU CONFISCATED IT! AHHH Damn you! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL
