i was walking to work and felt something in my sweatshirt pocket so I reached into the pocket and it was a clove of garlic
this is the most italian thing that has ever happened to me
I hope you didn’t let a good clove of garlic go to waste because if you did…
When did we get a Silvio emoji? This is
Tell me you munched on it throughout your shift
Vampires hate him!
Try this one weird trick!
OP is one of the long lost Belmonts.
Guido Belmont
:mario-finger:
Mamma-Mia!
When I was little I was scared of vampires and had garlic next to my bed.
I completely lost this memory until now, this post unlocked it.
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I kinda vibe with this as a gardener and collected of random shit outside. Pulled all sorts of seeds and shit out of my pockets.
My jacket, it a smell like cousin Giuseppe. Madon!
I know someone who once accidentally put a quarter ounce of weed through the wash which sucked lmao
So I put a clove of garlic in my front pocket, which was the style at the time
I like finding stuff in the pockets of my cold weather coats. Stuff like receipts from February and other random things.
holy shit Poe Ratcho posts on hexbear
