Jesus.
[youth pastor pulls chair backwards and sits down]
let he who is without cringe cast the first stone
yeet
stone flies through the air, hitting Joe Biden, who gains just the right amount of dementia to launch all the US’ nukes into space, bringing about global communism
[youth pastor pulls chair backwards and sits down]
“You’re so mature for your age”
[youth pastor pulls chair too far backwards and falls down comically]
We have an evangelical church nearby and yes. Bleh. Weirdly popular given how secular the area is otherwise.
Idk, offering only bread and fish when I’m trying to go Paleo feels pretty cringe.
Would the fish Jesus multiplied count as vegan on the same basis as lab grown meat? Discuss.
Do you think he multiplied the fish’s head or just the body? Imagine some guy plucks you out of the water, and the last thing you see before you die is that guy cloning you and then feeding you and your clones to his friends.
You know who other people thought was “based”?
spoiler
Barrabbas
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