My “hear me out” moment with that house is that you could buy it and then just totally lean into the aesthetic and hang an AnCom flag out front. Deck out the interior with Zapatista swag everywhere, and it almost loops back around to redemption. Almost.

Of course, the Venn diagram of “people who can drop $1M on a house in suburban California” and “people who are willing to decorate their home with AnCom/EZLN iconography” pretty much boils down to only one man: