A summary from another source
The Washington City Paper, citing an unnamed D.C. source, reports that the president has chosen June 14, 2025—the 250th anniversary of the U.S. Army, Flag Day, and coincidentally also his own 79th birthday—as the big day. If it goes ahead, the four-mile procession would go from the Pentagon in Arlington to the White House.
Like, someone’s going to at least try, right? Some restaurantier from Arkansas is going to have lost their business by then and they’re going to change the face of American politics. Or maybe it’ll be like that first kid who tried, just doing it because he’s bored.
the Temu Middleman Plot
BWHAHHAHHA this is going into my bookmarks.