SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! THE REASON THE GARDENER IS IN A BLOODY WAR IN THE FIRST PLACE IS BECAUSE THE WARRIOR’S ARMY IS PILLAGING THEIR GARDEN!!!

matt-jokerfied

  • How can you work with plants all day and seemingly have nothing but hatred for them as a life form

    Lawncare is just a completely different animal from gardening. It’s quantity VS quality, very little attention to detail and much more formulaic. Weeds are bad. Grass is good. Grass turn brown, add water. Grass get tall, cut it. Fertilize grass every X weeks. If there’s dirt, add grass seed.

    • For sure, I was comparing it more to my experience doing farm work when I worked in an agriculture lab.

      In the middle of a day of measuring leaves and bagging silks, the time we found watermelons growing in the field we didn’t go “destroy them and move on” we paused and admired