SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! THE REASON THE GARDENER IS IN A BLOODY WAR IN THE FIRST PLACE IS BECAUSE THE WARRIOR’S ARMY IS PILLAGING THEIR GARDEN!!!

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  • SpiderFarmer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    As a male gardener who’s poor and living the apartment life rn, I seethe a bit seeing how many rich chuds just curate their lawns. That should be an orchard or at the very least a prairie, dammit. I got some actual survival skills, but they mean about jack when I’m surrounded by concrete. /rant over

    • Crucible [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      1 year ago

      I have a neighbour who astroturfed their entire front lawn and it drives me insane. The amount of space and resources wasted on lawns is bad enough, leave it to this timeline to find a way to make it even worse smothering the ground with rubber and green plastic.