I was just a guy, in town for the night, looking to party. I pulled up to a bar and saw a man, Barack Obama. I paid him $250 (wildest part of this story lmao) for some cocaine and we went back to my place. I lined up some slopes on a compact disc case, do one, and next thing I know - Barack Obama has a pipe out and is smoking my cocaine!?!??!

I decided this was my chance and put my hand on his thigh. He was down. We fucked - twice. So much crack was smoked, by Obama not me. AMA.

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]@hexbear.netEnglish
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      10 months ago

      But was he also … ETHEREAL?

      Asking because i’m unsure if i should put ethereal in my bio and whether to put it between demisexual and bi-lesbian or between poly and trans. I’d do that if Obama only had an unrecquitted crush on that one ethereal bisexual, but not if he also was ethereal himself, i’m not exactly war criminal material.