I was just a guy, in town for the night, looking to party. I pulled up to a bar and saw a man, Barack Obama. I paid him $250 (wildest part of this story lmao) for some cocaine and we went back to my place. I lined up some slopes on a compact disc case, do one, and next thing I know - Barack Obama has a pipe out and is smoking my cocaine!?!??!
I decided this was my chance and put my hand on his thigh. He was down. We fucked - twice. So much crack was smoked, by Obama not me. AMA.
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Uh… Put your hand here.
He was down
What was he like when he was smoking crack?
For 250, how was the coke? Was it super hq, or did you get a few grams at a time?
What cd did you blow off of? Did you listen to it after?
Did he stay for breakfast?
What was he like when he was smoking crack?
Uh…
For 250, how was the coke? Was it super hq, or did you get a few grams at a time?
It was crack cocaine actually - which is how he was smoking it.
What cd did you blow off of? Did you listen to it after?
Millennium
Did he stay for breakfast?
No
Thank you for your answers, can’t wait to hear more of the story
Thank you be sure to read my book, Barack Obama & Larry Sinclair: Cocaine, Sex, Lies & Murder?, which you can purchase here and catch me this Wednesday at 5pm EST on TuckerX.
Will do!
@[email protected] any comments?
no, I’m speechless
Why did you have then Vice-President Joe Biden and his son, Beau, arrest me after my speech to the National Press Club Barry???
story checks out, the guy who randomly shouts INTERRUPTION and grabs the spliff when it’s not his turn would also smoke all his date’s crack
thank you it’s been 24 years and I still can’t move past our two night stand
The guy who blew Obama was later killed by the deep state for going public that Obama was…BISEXUAL
But was he also … ETHEREAL?
Asking because i’m unsure if i should put ethereal in my bio and whether to put it between demisexual and bi-lesbian or between poly and trans. I’d do that if Obama only had an unrecquitted crush on that one ethereal bisexual, but not if he also was ethereal himself, i’m not exactly war criminal material.
If you don’t see me alive after Wednesday night at 8pm EST, you know why…
What cd was it?
Millennium
Based
Hunter?
He is better than Beau if only because he didn’t arrest me after my speech at the National Press Club
Shame on you, breaking the Volcel pledge like that and talking about it openly smh
