• Des [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
    79·
    3 days ago

    this is literally just making him seem cool and dangerous

    also he’s bigger then most of them in a prison jumpsuit while they are bulked up with 100 lbs of tactical crap

          • Justice@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
            21·
            3 days ago

            to the people who will be dead before 2040

            Alternative way to write the latter statement

            • eldavi@lemmy.mlEnglish
              8·
              2 days ago

              VERY true; i will be one of them and i suspect that’s why i can see the difference.

              • Justice@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
                9·
                2 days ago

                Well, this made me sad.

                For one, you’ll still be here. No one gets to escape hell early!

                And two, the realization that I’ll be in my 50s in 2040. 👀

                Some asshole online, or in the salt mines depending on how things progress…, is gonna make this comment at me about 2060 or something and I’ll just be like “yeah… yeah…”

                • eldavi@lemmy.mlEnglish
                  4·
                  2 days ago

                  For one, you’ll still be here. No one gets to escape hell early!

                  if the evangelicals are right; i’m will be going to hell so maybe keeping me alive will be satan’s way of doing it. lol

                  it’ll be especially bad for me since i’ll be in my late 70’s in a country with no social security; no retirement; no affordable healthcare; sky high housing and food costs. i bet i’ll be working somewhere like walmart shuffling my old broken disease riddled body working federally mandated 12 hour shifts for 6 days a week and getting jailed & fined on an almost weekly basis for not attending state mandatory church service every sunday each time the acid rain or climate heat advisories doesn’t force everyone to stay in their homes.

                  in the meantime; we’ll all continue to get emails from the democrats asking for more donations because they believe that federally mandate 11 hour shifts are more humane and therefore they are better than the republicans, but still continue to insist during every election that stopping the automatic arrest and deportation of lgbtq+ & “uppity” brown people is too unrealistic. they keep losing most elections; but continue to insist its because they did too much to appeal to the “dirty commies” and an overwhelming majority of americans just shake their heads and blame the “dumbasses” for not holding their nose to vote for the democratic party nominee, barron trump and his vice president nick fuentes.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
      22·
      2 days ago

      I’ve never seen this movie, but I’m just gonna assume superman is cooperating with the arrest, and if that were the case I’d probably send the least amount of escorts with him as feasible. If he decides he no longer wants to go along with things he’s fucking superman, not like any number of guys is gonna be able to stop him. May as well reduce the potential casualties.

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
          13·
          2 days ago

          He waits until he’s already cuffed and in custody and then breaks the cuffs to remind them he’s cooperating? Zack Snyder fucking rules. I’ve got a superman trilogy in my head that I wish I had money for and have posted the plot details many times here, I gotta go to bed soon so won’t be re writing it here but I fuckimg know the character good and superman wouldn’t break out of handcuffs he voluntarily put himself in unless a greater threat than those who cuffed him emerged. He would say something prior to being cuffed like ‘gentleman, do you think this is really necessary? Or useful? Once people see a picture of me in cuffed they’re going to think it’s someone else or why wouldn’t I just break them? How about I just keep my hands behind my head?’