• SteamedHamberder [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    Doctor: I’m afraid it looks bad, Mr. Hamberder. You’ve got 8 hours to live.

    Me: [sits up in hospital bed] Get… me… headphones… I’ve got something.