raw milk
coin
couldnt parody them harder if you tried
truly the golden age of grift
a century ago, they’d have to find and milk a cow
DO. IT.
Can’t wait to add pasteurizing my own milk to my extremely long chore list because the prince of worms removed the requirement, and capitalists stopped doing it to lower costs
It’s unlikely that you need to be drinking milk, you can just stop drinking it 👍
THE RADICAL CULTURAL MARXIST LIBERALS ARE INDOCTRINATING YOUR CHILDREN INTO BELIEVING GERM THEORY
If germs are real, why are they just a theory? 😏
welcome back lysenko
The heuristic of predicting the future by imagining the funniest possible result continues to be the best method.
I’m all in favor of chuds giving themselves salmonella and listeria to own the libs
Problem is what they’ll do to the shambling corpse of the FDA. : p
Beyond parody
Bird flu is not the only problem this causes…
giving yourself salmonella to own the libs
cow flu? don’t think they do that