Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a school prayer program for senior citizens who open a coal mine that operates for 7 months in the Blockchain.
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a gay adoption program for Keto dieters who open a wing joint that operates for 5 years in the airport lounge.
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a medication cost reduction program for single fathers who open a Gold’s Gym that operates for 11 months in their backyard.
This could actually win her some middle class votes.
Just got two instant classics:
This could actually win her some middle class votes.
Her failing to court the grill guy demographic is costing her the election.
Lawyer up, delete Facebook, build the gym