• CoolerOpposide [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    20 days ago

    Imagining a guy who is stoked that he got his first match on tinder in weeks from a beautiful woman after sifting through all of the PRC agents trying to nab his security clearance, only to receive these messages consecutively:

    Heyyyy I’m bored what’s up

    Lol you’re so funny.

    Oh wait that reminds me, a lotta yall still dont get it

    ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape

    so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes

    Tonight’s slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces

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