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  • polpotkin [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    • Kamala will attempt to galvanize her base by appealing to a matriarchal structure. Kalama’s husband will publicly take a supportive role, emphasizing gender equality and position himself as an advocate for women’s rights. However, a recent affair will come to light. He’ll do damage recovery by talking about how behind every strong woman is a man who knows when to step aside. He will later release a memoir about the campaign.
    • Kalama’s campaign will derive a new slogan “Rise with Her”. However, it’ll be revealed that key staffers quit in protest over the strategic direction of the campaign and they join the Trump campaign, with accusations of sabotage. The campaign will lose focus towards the end, with a “Families First” tour that has poor turnout.
    • In a last minute decision, Trump will call an emergency rally in DC and promises to reveal ‘irrefutable proof’ of election fraud. A small but unruly turnout will cause mayhem, with his voters buying fake locks of his hair. Several will be arrested for bringing large inflatable objects.
    • One state will attempt to remove Trump or Harris from the ballot sparking a full blown legal circus. Both candidates benefit from the increased attention and nothing happens.
    • On election night, Harris will be confident that she will win. However, she is pull aside to be told that one of her strongest states may be under legal challenge because of confusing ballot. She makes a speech about urging unity and patience.
    • There will be no clear victor for either candidate. Both parties will have fundraiser efforts to do voting recounts. The inauguration will still happen since the electoral college decided already and voting never mattered anyway.