One of my dreams is to make a game where the chuds think it’s not woke, but then as you get further in it becomes more and more woke until you’re literally storming the gates of heaven and killing God to save a trans woman’s soul from being tortured for eternity
I’ve never played FF7 but this is what I imagine it is.
Not as cool as my idea
It has an army of the homeless fighting the US military
38 gangs I’ve written up detailed backstories for including the Emoniacs, the 500,000 Volt Killaz and the ExplosionFace mafia
One of 66 Satans turning the moon into a giant Hell-Ball
And of course, Crocodilius: The Thing New Jersey Fears Most!
We lied. The homosexual romance is mandatory.
My favorite part of the anti-woke list is every Putt-Putt game is in the recommended and not woke section.
Using the list, but to find woke games to play
I’ve come to a conclusion that the woke list is made by some terminally online loser who’s never had a hardship in their life so the only thing they whine about is “no booba in bideyo”
Literally a
Next they’re going to get mad if a sex scene in bideo bame features cowgirl position or amazon position. Bleak shit.
I got the Emperor achievement, where does that put me
hmm, gee, i wonder
i wonder if a game where you play as a fucking LESBIAN AND DATE WOMEN while working your ass off to move out of your town and the fact that the good endings are ones where you don’t end up marrying a guy (the latter of which leads to Pocket Mirror -GoldenTraum- happening where she expresses regrets) is woke
HMMM
fucking dumbasses
Way for those creeps to tell on themselves: “having choices means a game is bad”
Is it because they got “completionist” and are scared of playing out the gay for a completionist run?
Dork list for repressed dorks
someone plz tell me this isn’t a lolicon pedo game because it sure looks like it. is there like a joke i’m not getting or what? is it problematic for ‘frilly 18th century dress design’ and neonatal anime proportions/behaviors (thin limbs, large heads, childish affect) to trigger me? (i am autistic and have relevant PTSD so i might legit be overly sensitive)
It’s not problematic to have triggers, but yes, this is over-sensitivity and not anything like what you’re thinking. And this is a very common shoujo (anime/manga “for girls”) style.
https://ioi-xd.net/files/wokeornot.html
a fun game to play
STAR WARS: Battlefront Classic Collection
spoiler
Woke
Contains overtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging. Changes the self-inflicted death message from: Player killed himself into: Player killed themself.
l m a o
i find it hard to believe that these “anti-woke” types never use singular they/them to refer to someone whose gender isn’t known