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  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    3 months ago

    “My uncle at MIT was a very smart guy - very smart guy. One day I said to him ‘What are you working on?’ He said ‘Top secret - very secret - above top secret nuclear secret - I can’t say.’ But I wanna know so I say ‘Uncle, but I wanna know.’ He says ‘Okay. The Plasma.’ My uncle was 257 IQ. So not just a regular genius - special genius. I’m smart too so I know The Plasma. But I don’t know how so I say ‘How?’ And he says ‘Some time in the future there will be The Plasma Weapons. These weapons will be very, very powerful. Blow up a tank or a house a mile away. Just like that.’ And he snapped his fingers. The Plasma - I know The Plasma.”