- Dying of heatstroke in the summer due to global warming and not having an air conditioner in your fifty-year- old rental apartment that costs £5 million on the market
- Freezing to death in the winter because the Labour government just cut your fuel allowance
- Cheering with your mates every time migrants drown crossing the Channel
- Burning to death in a tower block due to the complete negligence of every single responsible party
- Being so transphobic that your family can no longer be around you
- Waking up every morning and not taking to the streets to overthrow the inbred hereditary aristocracy that rules over you
'ello, govnah! Don’t kill 'evin Bacon