Hey everyone, it’s me, Joseph Robenette Biden Junior here. I’m just a regular old guy who happens to be a proud member of the Democratic Party, staunch Irish-American Zionist and the President of the U.S.A. Ask me anything about my unvawering and valiant defense of Israel, my expansion of NATO, or even my favorite type of ice cream. I’ll do my best to answer any question that comes my way! (Makes sure not to say anything naughty or I’ll show you what “Dark Brandon” means.)
Mr. President, sir, let me first say thank you for your commitment to the American people… Your administration has not yet released a statement regarding the new Esperanza Spalding album, Milton + esperanza, should such a statement be expected in the coming weeks? Taxpayers were concerned to find tracks from the album absent from Former President Obama’s 2024 summer playlist.
I expanded NATO