• Egon [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        1 year ago

        both-sides “I don’t get it, why can’t I have the chips”
        newsflash-asshole “YOU CANT HAVE THE CHIPS BECAUSE YOURE EATING TOO MANY CHIPS”
        both-sides “Well did you want some of the chips? I’m sorry”
        newsflash-asshole “NO I DIDNT WANT ANY OF THOSE DISGUSTING CHIPS. ARE YOU AWARE HOW CHEAP THEY ARE? They cost me a cent per bag, they cannot be good for you.”
        both-sides “Well can I have a bag of chips then?”
        newsflash-asshole “NO YOU CANT, because you KEEP EATING THE CHIPS. I can’t go buying all these boxes”
        both-sides “Don’t you just get one box a ymonth? Why does it matter when you buy it?”
        newsflash-asshole “IT’S A WASTEFUL EXPENSE”
        pepe-silvia “Hey Mac check it out I just found a box of chips in the dumpster, completely fine, someone just threw it out, can you believe it?”