Also, King Bazinga has a history of mocking “urban names” 
and names the children he neglects after his 90s Xer burnout fixations. 
Also, King Bazinga has a history of mocking “urban names” and names the children he neglects after his 90s Xer burnout fixations.
If he was patting himself on the back in the privacy of his own home, great. But he broadcast that back pat, labeled his patting hand “totally not the same person” and expected everyone to nod along.
It also doesn’t help that he’s a notoriously abusive father (and husband) and he’s bullshitting about being otherwise.
Right. Hence me saying in a vacuum, devoid of context
Someone sockpuppeting himself to say how great a parent he is is still pretty awful to me, unless the lack of context includes removing that detail too.
Oh, if it’s him replying to himself that’s even more fucked up.
His sock puppet account is so screamingly obvious that it’s been cross-referenced, analyzed, and even slipped a few times in saying “I/we” in reference to Rocket Jesus himself.
Is there a way that I can unlearn this fact
If you find one, I might like to do the same.
Maybe a small upside if
wins the presidency is that 
hitched his wagon tightly to 
so what’s left of his brand’s going to sink pretty hard even if he’s too rich and white to ever see a jail cell.
Oh he won’t see a jail cell. He’ll be last seen walking backwards out of a Saudi Embassy where he was having an awkward meeting with Mohammed Bin Salman to discuss all that money he lost that MBS loaned him.