Frog eye salad is a sweet and creamy fluffy style salad that features mandarin oranges and pineapple. The pastel marshmallows make it extra fun. It is perfect for Easter or any time! If you are a fan of Midwestern fluff salads, you are in the right place.
The mandatory Midwestern diet of exclusively honey ham and corn is not conducive to aging gracefully.
hey now, you forgot the third food group, cream cheese
They should replace the Illuminati pyramid on dollar bills with this
THE ALL-SEEING EYETHE TWO CREAMCHEESE CONTAINERS
If you store the cream cheese within viewing distance of salt and pepper, it basically counts as guacamole.
pepper? too spicy
In that case, you can substitute ketchup.
Fun fact: “ketchup” is the Midwestern word for “salsa”
Thought that was "ranch "
You mean ranch dressing
mix it all together and baby you’ve got a casserole
I believe they would call that a “salad” in Minnesota.
holy shit I’ve actually had this before as a kid at some after-service church thing lmfao core memory unlocked
Update your medical history ASAP
if it’s cold it’s a “salad”, if it’s warm it’s “hotdish”
He also was a high school teacher
Yeah, I can tell you from experience that’s not conducive to aging gracefully either.