Should have waited until you were president to do all that corruption, BOZO.

  • RION [she/her]@hexbear.netEnglish
    24·
    4 months ago

    I think they should actually make this legal and outlaw traditional lobbying. If you want to take money in exchange for political influence it needs to be solid bars of precious metal or tan bags stuffed with cash and marked with a dollar sign

    • glans [it/its]@hexbear.netEnglish
      15·
      4 months ago

      Good news! Recent supreme court decision basically does this.

      • City mayor awarded $1mil contract to garbage collection company
      • then he walked into office said “I need money” they wrote a check for $13k
      • FBI: “why did they do that?”
      • Mayor: “consulting services” (no further details ever provided)
      • company owner: “an inside track on the contract”

      Verdict: INNOCENT

    • Justice@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
      11·
      4 months ago

      ADL has reviewed this comment and you’ll never believe their analysis… more after this short 6 minute ad run

      [I am somehow censoring myself here, for once taking my own inner advice]