• BeamBrain [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    4 months ago

    All of my children are hardcore Maoists who have pledged their lives to the destruction of the Great Satan

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    This is technically true, since I don’t have any children

    • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      4 months ago

      My double PHD in marxist economics and 18th century Swiss philosophy (required to understand Engels) sits over the fireplace of my home, my fireplace is a salvaged drum from a 1950s washing machine that was recalled for locking children inside of it. I chose that washing machine model on purpose because I am anti-natalist.