If you do this option, don’t smoke, find some edibles. I’m pretty sure smoking right after having teeth pulled is a really bad idea (not 100% sure, but pretty sure)

When I have mint ice cream, I lightly poke it so I get the tiniest bit on my finger tip. My one day runs over, licks that tiny bit of the ice cream, and he’s good. Goes and lies down in his bed content.

Until I do that, he is ALL OVER MY SHIT. lol

I mean, they certainly will. They SHOULDN’T drink milk though, especially not daily

Seconded this. I’ll read about things I don’t even give a damn about, I just like reading. I’ll get better at commenting more one day, try my best for now ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I didn’t realize this until a sticker on a gas pump educated me. Stay woke friends

Agreed that it’s hilarious, but I’m pretty sure I’ve heard that if someone interrupts the portion, the officiater has to go through like… a whole process legally because of it? I don’t know if that matters realistically if he knows too and is cool though

For music, I listen to a whole lot of really small artists. They make jackshit off of Spotify (like it’s notable income, but they’re not rich or anything from it). I just try and buy tshirts and whatever merch to support groups I like, think it works out better that way

I’m assuming you’re saying still listen to the same shit music you BOUGHT back then?

NO ERASE YOUR COMMENT. Make them look it up themselves

What a healthy way to have a conversation, I’m sure your a lovely person to be friends with

WOAH. Didn’t know about this. Maybe I can finally convince my mom… doubt.

Bro what. Assholes who don’t train their dogs sounds exactly like what is causing your complaints. How is this a stretch?

As for the kids thing, I don’t want them personally either. But it’s not like every kid I’ve ever met annoys me or pisses me off. That also comes down to how they’re raised

I’m really glad you and the dolphins were able to come to a mutual understanding

I worked at a restaurant that was big on breakfast for many years. When our manager needed to open a new bag, she would tear a hole it half way down the bag and start pulling bread from the middle. The only option we really had was to put it into another bag.

Honestly, I think hitting people with pros of Linux more than flaws/complaints about windows is a better strategy. Negativity is usually just hit with more negativity, not a very strong approach lol

My first thought too, their fur coloring/pattern is beautiful

I also am particular about how I bag things. I agree with the sentiment of self checkouts being lame and taking jobs and all that jazz, but eh. There’s bigger fish to fry than this one, and many people like it anyway

Did you even SEE the avocado with a face? Meme.

/s if needed…

Man, it’s not a great message. But as far as jokes/memes go, this is funny as hell

You should be able to find the Angela Merkel video somewhere, her mentioning it is actually how I feel down the rabbit hole in the first place