No one here is trying go to your Walmart parking lot lectures

Treat this battle Like the gallows, take another dive

I’ll fucking do it again

Please, internet furry pedophile, enlighten us about how life was so brutal under the USSR

Sounds like a bit Douglas Adams would write

I’m guessing that night is wiped from the memory banks

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sees jreg

day ruined

my god it’s like you walked out of the cast of the fucking newsroom I didn’t know you people actually existed

You exude such profundity how do you do it

He’d make a mint with his own psilocybin therapy sessions.

I thought the guy who invented it hated what racists used it for

My favorite is him disproving Zeno’s Achilles Paradox after a long tirade by just saying nothing and walking

We need to synthesize whatever John Brown had in him besides that dawg

It’s probably a hefty percentage of Americans at this point. Commuting sucks. shits expensive, its yet another avenue to waste working people’s time, money, health, and social and physical lives while also completely destroying the environment and any chance of concentrated communities or public transit. Throw that in with having to go to a shitty job or a school that’ll leave you more in debt than the amount your parents made in their lives coupled with the isolation and entitlement of a citizen of a global hegemonic empire and you’ve got yourself the bumper car country. Some of the most beautiful, varied, and giving landscapes on earth turned to tar to make the line go up.