And that’s why you’re not safe for work.

C and C derivatives will be fine unless they’re fucking up encoding.

Market Socialism - aka capitalism but debts are non-transferable so the value companies create are owned by their workers.

Switch over to only reading communities you opt in to - avoid political ones.

38 / M / Canada/Spain

So I am a male, born in the eighties, split about 75/25 NA/EU.

Do I fit the demographic? You misunderstand…

I AM the demographic.

Floozy. I’m saving my full cheese wheels until after marriage.

If you try to give notice they’ll kidnap you and you’ll spend the next three decades of your life singlehandedly keeping the server running from a secure location somewhere in the Poconos.

Alternatively, your laptop will spontaneously combust firing you from life.

I seriously don’t understand how that fucking company is still in business.

Looks depressingly at the shiny new ThinkPad my work got me to replace my old ThinkPad… I’d get so much fucking severance if these fucks ever laid me off - is it really never going to happen?

Possibly? But VT is tiny, its like a twenty minute drive to get down to Montpelier. As a former Burlington resident I never minded that the state legislature infrastructure was a little way down the highway.

Montpelier is an amazing city! Yes, it’s tiny, but it’s beautiful and easy to walk through (outside of the winter).

It’s hilarious that you think that proprietary software is actually better.

Switzerland. Don’t go unless you’re perfectly happy spending 50+ USD for mediocre food per day. It is incredibly fucking expensive.

Just to clarify - there is no direct chemical addiction mechanism with mj. You can become emotionally or psychologically dependent on it but there’s no physical addiction mechanism involved.

It’s super helpful for breaking migraines and has other medicinal uses. The trips are pretty chill and it isn’t even chemically addictive.

People ask me to do shit and I do it… unless someone asks me to do something else before I’m done.

That’s easy to obey… but samaos seem to spontaneously evaporate near me.

Always add tests to your code!

Guaranteed to sort the list in nearly instantaneous time and with absolutely no downsides that are capable of objecting.

If you’re fluent in Spanish you can probably bullshit your way through comprehending most romantic languages so French and Portuguese (the other big colonial languages) are probably out.

Maybe Arabic for the fact that while it isn’t a dominant language in most countries there are fluent communities in all sorts of parts of the world.

Alternatively, Hindi/Mandarin for the sheer number of people it’d let you communicate with.