That is terrible, I love it.
Wait wait wait. Ooh I’m so going to try this now.
Dark brown sugar sandwiches. Yep fresh water bread. Butter thick. Dark brown sugar between. Yeah I’ll probably be having a heart attack any day now.
For my cats it’s plain old jealousy. One is jealous the other got out as they are both Indoor cats. If it isn’t fighting its urinating on the escapees bed to prove a point. They are middle aged men now but still so petty. I let them fight it out and then it’s done.
Oh gods, I’m a cat.
Brush whilst the water is heating up means you’re doing your bit to help the environment! And other such half truths I tell myself to get through the day.