What a terrible day to have eyes

I do like dancing bears…

o7

Aww what a sweet heart, make sure you give extra rubs and treats ❤️

It’s me. I’m the guy. Sorry.

NO PANDA FOR YOU. 2 WEEKS.

Ansible go brrrr

Monorail Monorail Monorail 👋👋

On touch centric UIs, it makes me absolutely insane when people have a button or something I might want to tap below a thing that has to be loaded and can be variable size, so I go for the button that does what I want and between my decision to touch it and my finger moving, the thing loads and I tap it instead.

Fuckin stop it. Make the thing that loads a static size or put the button above it. If your buttons jump all over the page after you initially display them, I hate you.

I hereby announce that I don’t have enough money, and I want more.

I visited the state I grew up in recently and had to drive a couple hours to visit someone down a highway I used to drive all the time in my teens. There used to be so many bugs that I’d have to stop and use the washers at the gas station at least once… this time there were maybe 2 or 3.

I was like oh. oh no.

Shhhh you’ll give it away

https://xkcd.com/418

Pumpkin spice lasagna

Idk I’m not letting anything robotic or spinning near my junk. I’m good with washing that by hand.

Mmmmm quite indeeded-ly

be·at·i·fi·ca·tion /bēˌadəfəˈkāSH(ə)n/ noun noun: beatification (in the Roman Catholic Church) declaration by the Pope that a dead person is in a state of bliss, constituting a first step toward canonization and permitting public veneration.

Green ‘em by the POTUS

I got straight A’s but really I wanted that D

lol i remember hunting and systematically ripping out the file indexer in like vista? I think? It was terrible lol