weenie 🥹

Keep an eye on that headgasket!

This SENT me.

What about… your whole face? Is it allowed? 😭So FLUFFY ☠️

Doppelganger!!

That POUCH!!!

I LOVE THIS

GO KITTY GO!!!

You must tell him

That I love him.

There was an attempted mutiny in my living room!

New VP pick right here!

She gon’ be fuzzy. And a little bit nuts. Enjoy. Also smooch her head for me.

Smooch her head for me 😭

Smooch him for me?

Was working in a deli department of a grocery store. I think it was my second or third week there, and i was slicing balogna for a customer. Went to peel some of the casing off and got the tip of my thumb instead. Still think the lady who unkindly yanked my stitches out at the urgent care caused the lil flap to come off. It was 2009 and I’m actually impressed i got some tactile feeling back through the scar. I swear it fucks with the touch screen though.

Fuck Cobra, and, also, hard agree. Healthcare should just…exist. Accessibly.

Compromise: be the king of Doritos but also have ample opportunity for a job that actually pays a living wage; and good insurance to coincide with said title

I read this too fast and thought it said rapper. I was about to be like, “I WANT THE NEXT HIT SINGLE GIMMEEEEEE”

You must smooch this kitty for me. Right between the ears, please.

How does one even hold four full-grown cats???