I don’t know, we put in a lot of effort to make our living room clear for our robot vac. We lifted the sofa we got shelves with a space at the bottom but roomboi still just gets stuck on it’s own in the middle of a hardwood floor

My boss doesn’t approve of pron

It’s not that I have something to hide, it’s that I don’t trust your judgment

I like how it’s tur ing it’s head away in disgust

Because the diamond guy wants to advertise to people like you, Google just gives them a check list of who they want to target and Google listens, if big diamond wants nerds to see diamond ads Google will take their money

Haha my coworker told me the same thing, that when her baby came out and she saw her for the first time she couldn’t believe how such a beautiful creature could exist, then a few days later she saw the picture and was like that’s what she actually looked like?

The trick is you hire a runner who comes over when you ring a bell and he unplugs your computer and plugs in the one you need and then takes the other computer to someone else that needs it, I think they call him a vm short for vamoose machine

I just had a baby and I’m already planning how to get her to help me run my home lab as a way to get her to figure all this stuff out, maybe run some game servers or do a little local blog. Then I think about how I can teach her to solder a hand wired keyboard or maybe build a little fpv drone with me and then I start to remember that kids sometimes just don’t like what you do so you never know what you could get them interested in or not or if you will each have the time when they’re older

Why, just because they’re a different species?! /s

The farm

He has become a battery for AI

Translate what my supervisor told another teams director because they don’t know how to communicate like people so us lowly workers have to go around them constantly to be able to ship things in a timely manner

The bad guy is the dude who made a hole

We went to this new local spot that opened up on the corner by our house and it’s pretty solid. So my bro in law took some of his friends when they came to visit and just destroyed the place. They knew too much about the food and even noticed the panko crusted shrimp appetizer was just the frozen one you can get at Costco. Haven’t been back since just because of my world being shattered

One time we saw this weener slinger in a parking lot that basically had a drive-thru operation going and we got intrigued but wernt hungry at the time.

So we went out looking for him again on another day and found him somewhere else and got ready for some dinner glizzies, but he was charging $14!

We had come all this way so we had to still get them and they were very good with a side of fries and a canned drink but no matter what $14 for a hot dog is just not right

Do the turds fall straight to the highway as you’re driving around?

Man that’s such a good idea, I need to invest in a bathroom briefcase, with a built in cyberdeck and subwoofer

But none of these are real, in the real world IT won’t touch your issue unless you create a ticket, then when you do they just never do anything about it anyway

To be more realistic the wolfox would be saying he is going to eat all the sheep, and the sheep will be talking amongst themselves saying he’ll settle down once he gets into power and what he is saying is just to anger the wokes

Only siths deal in definitive statements